Monday, May 14, 2007

Mutterings in the Dark

This is all for fun. Try it, you might enjoy or learn something about yourself you never noticed before. Like the fact you have a mole on your back shaped like an almond shaped like George Bush Sr.

If I had some pre sketches, I'd show them to you.

If I had the perfect person to love me, I wouldn't be frustrated.

If I had an ounce of courage, I spread it on my belly and wear a bikini to school.

If I had opium, I'd sell it for the courage.

If I had a working camera, I'd take pictures of my people and have better things to add to my portfolio.

If I had a million things to say, I'd type them up first, then photocopy them all for you.

If I had a pound of modesty, I wouldn't walk naked around my own house.

If I had no time left on earth, I'd thank whomever I was born to share it with the lovely people I've grown to care for.

If I have never said hello to you before: "Hello!"

If I wrote something on my self, it would be "Fucked" on my collar bone.

If I wasn't a virgin, my mom would know. I still am. She knows.

If I had my father in my life, I'd be smoking pot right now and not typing all this up.

If I had a single non-self indulgent thing to do, I'd be doing it now instead of being here.

If I had to die today, I'd do it with a skip in my heart, a rose in my hand, and smile in my face.

If I wake up happy tomorrow, you'll know.

Night is upon us.

Good Night